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Puns. I need them.
As you may or may not know, I work as a graphic designer in the marketing department at a local bowling center. There's a contest going on at my job right now...my boss is trying to come up with new names for employee positions at the bowling alley. Lots of businesses have unique names for their workers. For example, Subway has sandwich artists. Starbucks has baristas. Best Buy has the Geek Squad. Disney has Imagineers. My boss wants something along these lines (except geared toward a family bowling center) for the following positions:
snack bar attendant
snack bar supervisor
birthday party attendant
front desk attendant
Examples of position titles include "snacksmith" for snack bar attendant, and "pinisher" for pinchaser. If you guys could help me out, that'd be AWESOME. The prize is a gift card to my favorite restaurant, plus ETERNAL MARKETING DEPARTMENT BRAGGING RIGHTS (which is what I really want ).
As an added incentive, if any of your ideas win, I'll draw you free sketch of any character you like! (deadline March 13th)