The other day I happened to catch "The World is Not Enough" on Spike TV.
And I was all like: BOND. JAMES BOND.
Which naturally became NEUTRON. JAMES NEUTRON.
So I thought to myself: Hmm...I wonder what it would be like if Jimmy were a secret agent? He's got the gadgets, the suits, the power-crazed foes...
And then I thought: GREAT SCOTT....BOND GIRLS
And the next thing ya know...THIS HAPPENS.
JAMES ISAAC NEUTRON, PIMP EXTRAORDINAIRE. Cause I mean, come on...Jimmy's got so many chicks it's not even funny.
-So, we've got Betty, Cindy, April, and Libby...I was gonna include Sally but changed my mind.
I tried to make Betty look like she's adoring/admiring him, since if Betty ever fell for Jimmy I'm sure she'd be the supportive, obliging type.
I drew April putting a finger to her lips, going "shh", as if she's keeping a secret. I figured this was appropriate since April HAS been known to sneak around after dark, come up behind Jimmy, and whisper: "be quiet or we both die".
I tried to make Cindy look vaguely evil and conniving, cause I'm sure that if she were in a Bond movie she'd be the evil assassin sent to kill Bond who ends up falling for him instead.
I made Libby winking and wearing her Beach Party Mummy outfit, since this was the episode with the famed "Desert Love Curse", the source of J/L goodness.
I'm reasonably happy with the way this came out.
Everyone looks exactly how I wanted them to...well, except Jimmy. I just could NOT get his hair right. It's so hard to translate the cool-whip-flip into realistic/anime style. But he just wouldn't be Jimmy without some
kind of ridiculous coiffure...so I did my best to make his hair stick up. Unfortunately, I think all I ended up doing was turning him into Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
Oh well, can't win 'em all...
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